Q. What does Cinderella Seal wear?
A. A glass Flipper.
Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school.
Q. What is a Penguin’s favourite salad?
A. Iceburg lettuce.
Q. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
Q. What swims about in the sea purring?
A. A cat fish.
Q. Why don’t Polar Bears eat Penguins?
A. They can’t get the wrappers off.
Q. What do female Penguins wear?
A. Fish net stockings.
Q. What do you get when you cross Frosty the Snowman with a Penguin Vampire?
Q. What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Q. Why don’t you see Penguins in Britain?
A. Because they’re afraid of Wales
Q. What’s black & white, black & white, black & white?
A. A Penguin rolling over
Q. What’s black, white and red?
A. A penguin with sunburn.
Q. What shoes do penguins wear on ice?
Q. How does a Penguin know when there’s something wrong?
A. It smells a bit fishy.
Q. What do you call a fish on a frozen lake?
Q. What washes up on small beaches?
A. Micro Waves.
Q. How does a penguin get to school?
A. On an icicle.
Q. What’s black & white and goes round and round?
A. A Penguin in a revolving door
Q. How do Penguin’s drink their cola?
A. On the rocks.
Q. Why don’t Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A. Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Q. Where do penguins keep their money?
A. In a snow bank
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Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. You drop him a line.
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Many thanks to Penguin Biscuits in the UK for these jokes.